hotsoccergirl1234:

rosswoodpark:

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

My mom made this post

(via laughcentre)

chessys:

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

(via dulect)

  • fbi agent: want to work for the fbi
  • me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department
  • fbi agent: there is no xfiles department
  • me: i gotcha
  • me: [winks]
  • fbi agent:
katiegotbandwidth:
“ I’m SHRIEKING
”
collegiate-confession:
“a hero
”
weallheartonedirection:
“I wouldn’t let David electrocute himself so I’m the asshole
”